Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Monster A-Go Go (1993)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Quotes 

• [after reading producer and director credits for Bill Rebane] 

  Crow T. Robot : Hey, what a coincidence: there are two guys named Bill Rebane! Heh-heh, y'know, 'cause you see, with the, and the, the guys that...

  [taking a breath of resignation] 

  Crow T. Robot : This is gonna suck.

• Crow T. Robot : My brother and i look like wood ticks ready to pop.

• Gypsy : Crow?

  Crow T. Robot : Yes?

  Gypsy : I don't get you!

  Crow T. Robot : Oh.

  Gypsy : Are you mad?

  Crow T. Robot : [gruffly]  NO!

  [normal] 

  Crow T. Robot : No.

  Gypsy : Good. Because I want to like you, but I just don't understand where you're coming from.

  Crow T. Robot : Sure... Uh... What's not to get, though Gypsy? I just am. I hang out.

  Gypsy : Ohh. Oh. I know. It's just that, well, you know, I don't really get you.

  Crow T. Robot : Well, okay... Maybe I can help. To start with, uh, I'm a robot. I use cyber-based bubble memory. Is THAT what's confusing you?

  Gypsy : Uhh... No.

  Crow T. Robot : Is it that I work off UNIX and can use a variety of operating systems?

  Gypsy : Uhh... I guess that's a start...

  Crow T. Robot : Well... I've undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom culminating in my current Zarasthustrian sense of self. Is that it?

  Gypsy : Nooo... If that helps you, its good, but...

  Crow T. Robot : Gypsy! I don't know what... Is it that I often panic when making sandwiches?

  Gypsy : Yeah! Well maybe its that kind of thing...

  Crow T. Robot : Is it that I smell conspiracy in everything and I don't know what I mean most of the time?

  Gypsy : Uh, that's perhaps a small piece of the puzzle... but...

  Crow T. Robot : Gypsy... Is it an odor?

  Gypsy : No. Well... No. Well... maybe it's TOM I don't get!

  Crow T. Robot : [losing it]  Ohhhh brother! Like a Zippo lighter without any flint!

• Dr. Forrester : That's fine, Joel. Have you petty little insurrection. Just remember you're trapped in space dressed like happy *kings*, and Frank and I are down here on Earth, free to do whatever we want.

  [Frank enters reading TV guide] 

  TV's Frank : Hey, Dr. F., there's a Matlock marathon on tonight. You in?