- Kitty Forman: [Kitty takes Donna's wedding dress, which is now gray, out of the dryer] Let's look on the bright side. Maybe gray is a more honest color for Donna.
- Steven Hyde: [Getting ready to tow the canoe with Kelso in it] Don't you ever think we're getting too old for this kind of stuff?
- Michael Kelso: No way - you can't control the timing of when a canoe is going to come into your life!
- Kitty Forman: [Berating Red for his drunken purchase] That's what you get for going out drinking! Maybe you'll learn to stay home and drink - LIKE ME!
- Donna Pinciotti: [after Bob gives her Midge's wedding dress] Thanks, Dad!
- Bob Pinciotti: Anything for you, Pumpkin. Besides, I need room in the attic for my stuffed bobcat - what was I thinking?
- Kitty Forman: [Referring to Donna's ruined wedding dress] One day you'll look back on this and think it's funny... You'll be single, because Donna will never marry you, but you'll think it's funny.
- Bob Pinciotti: What a great auction - Red had a few beers, and he bought a canoe!
- Red Forman: I bought a canoe!
- Bob Pinciotti: Who knew that we'd go to an auction and Red would buy something stupid? Now, where am I gonna put this?
- [Holds up a stuffed bobcat]
- Kitty Forman: Okay, I'm gonna need some tonic water, lemon juice and a little vodka...
- Eric Forman: To get the stain out?
- Kitty Forman: To think straight!
- Eric Forman: Oh, hey, Jackie... I just left my coat here after Donna and I - well, I'm sure she already filled you in on all of the juicy details...
- Jackie Burkhart: [Smirking] Yeah, I heard all about your little leg cramp.
- Jackie Burkhart: I don't get it - who's the Low Rider?
- Donna Pinciotti: It's me!
- Jackie Burkhart: I think he's calling you a whore!