Bart : No offense, Homer, but your half-assed underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting.
Homer : But I'm using my whole ass.
Lisa : Dad, it's just that too much of your love can really be... scary.
Homer : Some day you'll thank me for all this scary love. But now I've gotta go somewhere and do some serious thinking.
[leaves]
Bart : I'm sure he meant to say "serious drinking".
Lisa : That's what I assumed.
Bart : Your half ass under-parenting was better than your half ass over-parenting.
Lisa : Bart, this is could be priceless.
Bart : Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind?
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