The Simpsons (TV Series)

Itchy & Scratchy Land (1994)

Harry Shearer: Scratchy, John Travolta, Radio Voice #1, Radio Voice #3, Bort #2, Maestro, Control Room Guy #2

Quotes 

• Homer : Wow, it *is* the seventies, right down to the smallest detail.

  Marge : Hey, the bartender even looks like John Travolta.

  John Travolta : Yeah, *looks* like...

• Control Room Guy #1 : Mop-and-bucket man to the exit of the Nauseator.

  Control Room Guy #2 : We have another jumper on the roof of T.G.I. McScratchy's.

  Control Room Guy #3 : We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop - I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates!

• Maestro : Welcome to T.G.I. McScratchy's, where it's constantly New Year's Eve! Here we go again! Three, two, one...

  Partygoers : Happy New Year!

  [balloons are strewn about the dance floor] 

  Marge : It must be wonderful to ring in the new year over and over and over!

  Cocktail Waiter : [glumly]  Please kill me.

• Scratchy : [in a scene from Pinitchio]  Now you be a good-a little Pinitchio and don't-a you lie!

  Itchy : I promise I will never hurt you.

  [his nose grows causing it to pierce Scratchy's eyeball and go out the back of his head] 

  Scratchy : Ouch-eh!

  [Itchy laughs at his misery] 

• [the Simpsons are trying to escape the murderous Itchy and Scratchy robots] 

  Bart : A chopper - we're saved!

  Man in Itchy Costume : Hey, you're the guys that didn't like our capering! When you get to Hell, tell 'em Itchy sent ya!

  [kicks Bart and Homer away]