Bill Boylan: Wesley Knickerbacker

Quotes 

• Elliot Knickerbacker : What are you eating?

  Wesley Knickerbacker : It's your mother's terrible pasta. It tastes like a fucking yeast-infection.

• Wesley Knickerbacker : If you and your brother were Siamese twins and we had to have that operation and I had to choose which one would live, I would choose you.

• Wesley Knickerbacker : Your mother and I got a little drunk on Goldschlager and we thought by fornicating we could relieve my back pain. Boy, were we wrong.