The Simpsons (TV Series)

My Sister, My Sitter (1997)

Harry Shearer: Kent Brockman, Reverend Lovejoy, Ned Flanders, Dr. Hibbert, Yuppie at Moe's, Paramedic, Air Force Captain, Rainier Wolfcastle, Smithers, Jasper, Skinner, Lenny, Otto

Quotes 

• Mayor Joe Quimby : Citizens of Springfield. I officially declare this...

  [shocked at seeing the Simpson children in the harbor] 

  Mayor Joe Quimby : ... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

  Principal Skinner : Why it's Lisa Simpson, and look what she's doing!

  [Lisa is in a daze from the lights shining in her face, as an unconscious Bart is laying in the wheelbarrow and Maggie is locked in the cat cage] 

  Maude Flanders : She's murdered her brother!

  Lenny Leonard : And she's trying to dump the body in the harbor!

  Otto Mann : [sarcastically]  Well, duhhhhh!

  Sideshow Mel : And as a grim finale, she intends to drown that poor caged baby!

  Lisa Simpson : [still in a daze from the lights and looking tired]  What's happening?

  Helen Lovejoy : [interrupts]  AND SHE'S ON DRUGS!