"The Simpsons" My Sister, My Sitter (TV Episode 1997) - Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson

Lisa Simpson : Hello, 911? This is Lisa Simpson...

Nurse : Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?
Lisa Simpson : Enjoy Bob Saget.

Chief Wiggum : That's Bob Seger.

[looks at his tickets]

Chief Wiggum : Aw, crap.
[playing a religious board game]

Lisa Simpson : Where are the dice?

Todd Flanders : Daddy says dice are wicked.

Rod Flanders : We just move one space at a time. It's less fun that way.
Mayor Joe Quimby : Citizens of Springfield. I officially declare this...

[shocked at seeing the Simpson children in the harbor]

Mayor Joe Quimby : ... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Principal Skinner : Why it's Lisa Simpson, and look what she's doing!

[Lisa is in a daze from the lights shining in her face, as an unconscious Bart is laying in the wheelbarrow and Maggie is locked in the cat cage]

Maude Flanders : She's murdered her brother!

Lenny Leonard : And she's trying to dump the body in the harbor!

Otto Mann : [sarcastically] Well, duhhhhh!

Sideshow Mel : And as a grim finale, she intends to drown that poor caged baby!

Lisa Simpson : [still in a daze from the lights and looking tired] What's happening?

Helen Lovejoy : [interrupts] AND SHE'S ON DRUGS!

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson