The Simpsons (TV Series)
Realty Bites (1997)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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[first lines]
Homer Simpson : [lounging on the couch in his pajamas, drinking beer] Ah. I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge Simpson : It's Wednesday, Homer.
Homer Simpson : Ahh! Work!
[he quickly runs off]
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[singing to the tune of "Camptown Races"]
Marge Simpson , Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : On the closing day / the escrow agents pay / taxes, liens and interest too / thanks to Fanny Mae.
Bart Simpson : [finishes the song] They back your baaaaank!
Homer Simpson : You're all nuts.
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Marge Simpson : [after collecting her unemployment check] Three hundred dollars for doing nothing? I feel like such a crook!
George Bush : Don't worry! Gets easier every year!
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[Marge is working at a real estate firm]
Lionel Hutz : I've been getting a lot of calls about you, Marge. People just love your no-pressure approach.
Marge : Well, you know what we say: the right house for the right person.
Lionel Hutz : I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The right house is the house that's for sale. And the right person is anyone.
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Marge Simpson : I'm not getting back in this car until you drive like a sane person!
Homer Simpson : [speeds off] Okaybyeloveya!
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Marge Simpson : You bought a car without consulting me?
Homer Simpson : I don't remember being consulted when you bought that hat.
Marge Simpson : I found this hat!
Homer Simpson : Well then what are you complaining about? You got yours!
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Homer Simpson : [at a police seized-property auction] Wow, sweetheart, look at all this seized booty. We could find the drug boat of our dreams!
Marge Simpson : I don't want a drug boat.
Homer Simpson : Well, I bet there's drug dresses and drug vacuum cleaners too.
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[about the murder house]
Marge Simpson : Oooh, I remember. Mrs. Astor was very lucky.
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[Marge gets her first unemployment check]
Marge : Three hundred dollars for doing nothing. I feel like such a crook.
George Bush : Don't worry, it gets easier every week.
