The Simpsons (TV Series)
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield (1996)
Harry Shearer: Montgomery Burns, Lenny, Waylon Smithers
Quotes
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Mr. Burns : Who is that lavatory links man, Smithers?
Waylon Smithers : Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.
Mr. Burns : Well, he's certainly got a loose waggle. Perhaps I've finally found a golfer worthy of a match with Monty Burns, eh?
Waylon Smithers : His waggle is no match for yours, sir. I've never seen you lose a game. Except for that one in '74 when you let Richard Nixon win. That was very kind of you, sir.
Mr. Burns : Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his
[imitating Nixon]
Mr. Burns : "Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty. They'll eat me alive!"
[Smithers laughs]
Mr. Burns : I wonder if this Homer Nixon is any relation?
Waylon Smithers : Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently.
Mr. Burns : Bah! Schedule a game and I'll ask him myself.
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Homer Simpson : Good morning, Mr. Burns. Beautiful day to be outside, isn't it?
Mr. Burns : Rant on, Simpson, but your vainglorious boasting will only add savor to my inevitable triumph.
Homer Simpson : [pause] Yes.
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Mr. Burns : Use the open-faced club! The sandwedge!
Homer Simpson : Mmm... open-faced club sandwich...