The Simpsons (TV Series)
Team Homer (1996)
Hank Azaria: Comic Book Guy, Moe Szyslak, Quimby's Drinking Partner, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Superintendent Chalmers, Bumblebee Man, Uncle Al, Chief Wiggum, Snake, Luigi, Cletus, Captain McAllister
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Quotes
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Moe : Man, ya go through life, ya try to be nice to people, ya struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
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Moe : Well, I'm better than dirt! Ah, well... most kinds of dirt; not that fancy store-bought dirt; that stuff is loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff.
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Moe : Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
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Apu : The fact that I cannot bowl wreaks havoc with my self-esteem too, hey, but who am I to complain?
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Moe : They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.
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Superintendent Chalmers : Skinner, why are there children walking on my head?
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Apu : The Holy Rollers are ahead by one pin, and we only have one bowler left, Mr. burns.
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Moe : Yeah that's the kind of thing that will really haunt you.
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Superintendent Chalmers : Well Seymour, I'm going to give your school a perfect 10. First I will write the zero, then I will write a vertical line for one...
All Kids : Down with Homework! Down with Homework! Down with Homework! Down with Homework! Down with Homework!
Superintendent Chalmers : Seymour, why are there kids here?