The Simpsons (TV Series)

Team Homer (1996)

Harry Shearer: Otto, Principal Skinner, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Kent Brockman, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy

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• Principal Skinner : The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

• Hans Moleman : [to Mr. Burns on ether]  Uh, excuse me. I'd like to request seventeen dollars for a push broom rebristling.

  Montgomery Burns : [hallucinating]  Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your Lucky Charms!

  [takes out a drill and aims it at Hans' head] 

  Hans Moleman : Oh no! My brains!

• [while Homer is sneaking into Burns' mansion] 

  Moe , Otto , Apu : [cheering]  Go Homer, you're our man, if you can't do it, no-one can!

  Homer : [beset by hounds]  Aaaaargghh!

  Otto : Well, I guess no-one can.

  Moe : Run! Before they're through feedin'!

  Homer : Aaaaaahhhhh!

  [being attacked by the hounds] 

• Montgomery Burns : Stop everything I don't remember writing a check for bowling.