George Lopez (TV Series)

George Gets Cross Over Freddie (2006)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• George Lopez : We're going to meet the predator at Ernie's apartment and beat the hell out of him.

  Benny : You want me to come along for backup?

  George Lopez : I would but at Ernie's apartment they don't allow pets.

• Benny : What the hell is going on? You woke me up!

  Angie Lopez : Max was in a chat room. You were supposed to be watching him.

  George Lopez : That's right, we pay you to look after our kids, not get drunk and pass out.

  Benny : Hey, I'm 1 for 2, Carmen's alright.

  [quietly to Max] 

  Benny : Is she still here?

  [Max shakes his head] 

  Benny : Well don't worry, the way she was dressed, she will get a ride home.

• Benny : [to George]  Let's see, you raised your voice, made a vague threat... you did everything right that they say in Weak Parenting Magazine.

  [George glares at her] 

  Benny : Oh no, please, don't look at me with that disappointed stare, it hurts my self esteem.