Mr. Brooks (2007)

Dane Cook: Mr. Smith

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Quotes 

• Mr. Earl Brooks : Would it bother you to kill a woman?

  Mr. Smith : No. No, an asshole's an asshole.

• Mr. Earl Brooks : How did you find me, Mr. Smith?

  Mr. Smith : You're "Man of the Year", Mr. Brooks.

  [Smith starts clapping] 

  Mr. Smith : Your picture's in the paper. And if it hadn't had been, I don't know. I don't know what I would've done.

  Mr. Earl Brooks : Lucky me. What is it that I can help you with?

  Mr. Smith : I've been watching that couple for months. Yeah, they like to make love with the blinds open. Sometimes I would take pictures; visual aids for later. It's a great way to get off, I'll tell you that. It was fun, I thought, until I saw you kill them. And I have never, ever, felt a... a... rush that like, ever. I know you're the Thumbprint Killer. You've done this before. What I want... is for you, to take me with you next time you kill someone. And I'd like that to be soon.

  [Marshall laughs out loud] 

  Marshall : [sarcastically]  And you were worried that this was going to be unpleasant? The answer is simple. Just tell Mr. Smith that you decided never to kill again, and he'll go away.

  Mr. Earl Brooks : You enjoy watching me suffer, don't you?

  Marshall : In a word, yes.

  Mr. Earl Brooks : Where do you think he has the other pictures?

  Marshall : He put them in a safety deposit box. But I'll bet the box is at the bank where he keeps his checking account. The key... is on his key chain! He really wants to do this. He's not going to the cops.

• Mr. Smith : What are we doing here, tonight?

  Mr. Earl Brooks : We drive around until we see someone we think we might enjoy killing...

  Mr. Smith : Can it be somebody that I know?

  Mr. Earl Brooks : [laughs]  No. You never kill someone you know. It's the easiest way to get caught.

• Mr. Smith : [about Mr. Brooks' first kill]  What was your first time like?

  Mr. Earl Brooks : You really don't want to know that much about me Mr. Smith.