- Sara Sidle: Please tell me there's something more to this 'guys and cars' thing besides the obvious penis extension metaphors.
- Greg Sanders: So you want me to lie.
- Heidi Wolff: Let's get this straight. He was a sweet kid and I'm sorry he's dead. But I had nothing to do with it and I'm done talking.
- Gil Grissom: [Archie stands up and shakes his legs] What are you doing?
- Archie: I've been watching movies for three days straight... my butt fell asleep.
- [about pool chalk]
- Hodges: The abrasives give grip to the tip, when it hits the ball.
- Catherine Willows: [almost smiles, then shakes her head in digust] Stop trying to make that sound dirty. Our vic had a callous in his hand.
- Hodges: [suggestively] Mmm!
- Catherine Willows: [flatly] Don't.
- Dr. Al Robbins: [discussing findings re: latest victim] Well, Tox detected methamphetamine, sildenafil, and oxycodone.
- Catherine Willows: Stimulant, erection, and a painkiller. Party in a pill.
- Dr. Al Robbins: Where was that on my wedding night?
- Catherine Willows: [Reading from her computer] "Caprice Unlimited. Anything is possible".
- [Picking up the phone]
- Catherine Willows: Sounds like a sex business.
- Sara Sidle: What are you gonna say?
- Catherine Willows: Huh something other than - A guy is dead and it looks like you're involved.
- Heidi Wolff: I'm a professional gambler, probably the only one in Vegas to declare every dollar. You can check my tax returns.
- Captain Jim Brass: We checked the hotel sheets.
- Heidi Wolff: We had sex. Is that against the law? No.
- Captain Jim Brass: No.
- Heidi Wolff: We spent some money shooting pool. Is that against the law? No.
- Captain Jim Brass: You gave him drugs. Is that against the law? Yeah.