The Simple Life (TV Series)

The Lost Episode (2004)

Paris Hilton: Self

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Quotes 

• Brad : Does your tailgate work?

  Paris Hilton : What's that?

  Brad : Your tailgate on your truck?

  Paris Hilton : I don't know, what does it do?

  Brad : The tailgate?

  Paris Hilton : Oh, the thing that opens up?

  Brad : Yeah.

  Paris Hilton : Probably not, I have no idea.

• Paris Hilton : I'll just get everything dry cleaned when I get home 'cause I don't think they dryclean out here.

  Nicole Richie : Of course they dryclean out here.

  Paris Hilton : I really wouldn't be surprised if they didn't.

  Nicole Richie : I heard her say that they do.

  Paris Hilton : No, she said "laundromat", which means you wash your own clothes.

  Nicole Richie : [Stupefied]  What? You take your laundry somewhere to wash your *own* clothes?

  Paris Hilton : [Chuckles]  Yes.

  Nicole Richie : What does that mean?

  Paris Hilton : A laundromat is people who can't afford to buy their own washing machine or drying machine clean their clothes. Like, you go, like, put twenty-five cents in and, like, clean clothes. You never heard of laundromat? Like, you go there, and you, like, put a quarter -

  [Giggles] 

  Paris Hilton : Uh, I've seen it in movies. Like, in 40 Days and 40 Nights, remember Josh Hartnett meets...?

  Nicole Richie : Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

  Paris Hilton : That's what it is.