The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart the Mother (1998)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Toucan, Mayor Quimby

Quotes 

• Marge : Nelson? I explicitly forbade Bart from playing with that little monster. Oh, Bart is in deep, deep trouble. Oh, yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us.

  [leaves the house] 

  Homer : All right, young lady. March yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer. Get a little somethin' for yourself, sweetheart.

• Homer Simpson : I rolled up all the socks.

  [holds up a giant ball of socks] 

  Homer Simpson : What's next?

  Marge Simpson : [takes the socks from him]  While I deal with this, why don't you start on that basket?

  Homer Simpson : All right. Oh, I hate folding sheets.

  Marge Simpson : That's your underwear.

  Homer Simpson : Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job. Where's Bart?

  Marge Simpson : He's up in his room. Bart!

  Homer Simpson : It's okay, Marge, I'll get him.

  [loudly yells] 

  Homer Simpson : Bart!

• Homer : Aw, you look like a little tiny dinosaur.

  [it bites Homer] 

  Homer : YOW! That's one vicious baby bird!

  Lisa Simpson : Dad, they aren't birds.

  Bart Simpson : Sure they are. They came from eggs in a bird's nest, therefore they are birds. Ickso, Fatso.

  Lisa Simpson : One, they don't have beaks. Two, they don't have feathers. And three, THEY ARE LIZARDS!