George Lopez (TV Series)

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money (2006)

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• George Lopez : A stressed-out bride is nothing. At the factory, I work with ex-cons, substance abusers, and sexual harassers, and I'm not just talking about my mom. There's other people like that there too.

• Benny : We never had wedding planners. All you had to do was get to Vegas, say your vows at the drive-thru chapel, and be on your way.

  George Lopez : Well, Brooke's situation is a little different than yours, Mom. First of all, she's not a minor, she's not pregnant, and she knows the last name of the guy she's marrying.

  Benny : I knew his last name. I just didn't know he was going to be using it for his other family, too.

• Brooke : Everyone else has quit on me. All the good wedding planners are taken. You're my last option.

  George Lopez : It's not the first time I've been a girl's last option, and like all the other times, I'll take it.

• George Lopez : [to Brooke]  You know why God made you so pretty? To cover up all the crazy.

• Brooke : [to George]  So, this is the first wedding you've ever planned?

  George Lopez : Yeah, and you're wearing a white dress. So we both stretch the truth a little.

• Ernie : [seeing George making wedding invitations]  How long have you been at this?

  George Lopez : Six hours. Would've been done faster, but every five minutes or so, I have to look down my pants to remind myself I'm still a man.

• Brooke : [about the color on wedding invitations]  You said I could have the wedding of my dreams and in the wedding of my dreams, the ribbon is champagne!

  George Lopez : When do you dream? You're never asleep!

• Ernie : [looking over the wedding invitations]  Didn't you make these yesterday?

  George Lopez : Yeah, but I had to redo them all because Brooke doesn't want to get married on March 29th. She wants to get married on the 29th of March!