George Lopez (TV Series)

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money (2006)

Valente Rodriguez: Ernie

Quotes 

• Ernie : [seeing George making wedding invitations]  How long have you been at this?

  George Lopez : Six hours. Would've been done faster, but every five minutes or so, I have to look down my pants to remind myself I'm still a man.

• Ernie : [looking over the wedding invitations]  Didn't you make these yesterday?

  George Lopez : Yeah, but I had to redo them all because Brooke doesn't want to get married on March 29th. She wants to get married on the 29th of March!