The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

To Catch a Pitcher (1972)

Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan

Quotes 

• [after two bulky men take away Boo Blew] 

  Henry Chan : Wow. How'd you like to be in the same cage with those gorillas?

  Stanley Chan : Not unless I had a bunch of bananas.

• Charlie Chan : You've all had your fun. Now, to borrow a baseball expression, it's my turn at bat.

  Stanley Chan : Gee, Pop, couldn't we just tag along, as pinch hitters maybe?

  Charlie Chan : Only if you remain on the bench.

• Stanley Chan : We don't need thinking, we need help.

  Tom Chan : [hidden]  Then we have arrived at precisely the right moment.

  Stanley Chan : W-W-What? Tom?

  Susie Chan : Who else sounds like he ate a dictionary for breakfast?