The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)
Captain Kidd's Doubloons (1972)
Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan
Quotes
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Henry Chan : Stanley, we've got to find a way in there. Now the best... Why are you sitting down?
Stanley Chan : Because I'm tired, that's why.
Henry Chan : There's no time to be tired. We got to get old Jeremiah before he hides the doubloons.
[Stanley is shown to be sitting on a crocodile]
Stanley Chan : [panting] Listen, Henry. I'm not going anyplace, not right now and nothing you can say is gonna make me change my mind.
Henry Chan : [nervously] Not even that you're sitting on a crocodile?
Stanley Chan : Oh, come on, Henry. Heh-heh! That's an old one. If this was a crocodile, it would have a tail like that and a head like this. Now that's a crocodile.
[notices the crocodile]
Stanley Chan : A-A crocodile?
[runs away]
Stanley Chan : RUN!
Henry Chan : [also runs off] I AM!
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Stanley Chan : Hippity-hop, another flop.
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Stanley Chan : [disguised as a cowboy] Hi there, partner. Got any doubloons hangin' around?
Jeremiah : Young man, that be the worst impression I've ever heard.
Stanley Chan : Oh, really? Well, h-how about this?
[Stanley changes his disguise and imitates Jimmy Durante]
Stanley Chan : I got a million of'em. Alright, hand over the doubloons.
Henry Chan : Stanley, will you cut that out?
Stanley Chan : Don't stop me now, Henry. When you're hot, you're hot.
Jeremiah : If ya promise you'll quit, I'll give ya three Captain Kidd doubloons.
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Stanley Chan : Henry, besides looking fearless, dashing, and daring, what else do I have in common with this buccaneer statue?
Henry Chan : You're both dummies.
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[while riding their motorcycle, Henry and Stanley approach an opening drawbridge]
Stanley Chan : Henry, the bridge is opening! What are we gonna do?
Henry Chan : I'll tell you after we do it!
[Henry and Stanley successfully make it over the bridge, but end up switching places on the motorcycle with Stanley driving]
Stanley Chan : Henry, I've got good news and bad news.
Henry Chan : Give me the good news first.
Stanley Chan : I can still see Jeremiah up ahead.
Henry Chan : What's the bad news?
Stanley Chan : I don't know how to drive a motorcycle!
Henry Chan : NOW you tell me!
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Henry Chan : [while following Jeremiah] Let's sneak up on him.
Stanley Chan : Wait, I've got an idea.
[steps away]
Henry Chan : Stanley, we're wasting time.
Stanley Chan : [returns in a vampire costume] There. I'm ready. I'll scare him off guard, you rush him from behind.
Henry Chan : Scare him? In that outfit? He'll laugh himself silly.
Stanley Chan : Very funny, very funny.