- Steven Bradley: [a box of erotic nighties were delivered in error] Henri's of Hollywood at Eastland?
- Edna Garrett: Oh, Mr Bradley, you can read that label from across the room?
- Steven Bradley: I don't need to read the label. I've seen this stuff up close.
- Edna Garrett: [all the girls shoot him an 'oh, really?' look] Oh?
- Steven Bradley: [visibly uncomfortable] Don't change the subject.
- Blair Warner: [a box of erotic nighties were delivered to Blair] This must be a mistake, this couln't be from my daddy's company!
- Sue Ann Weaver: [holding up a nightie by the label] Oh yeah? Warner Fashions, Henri of Hollywood division.
- Molly Parker: Henri of Hollywood? Isn't he the king of 'Passion Fashion'?
- Cindy Webster: Yeah, I always read ads in those magazines I'm not allowed to read.
- Blair Warner: No, this is supposed to be from the Warner historical department.
- Nancy Olson: [holding up a nightie] I could make history in this baby.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Wow, I never saw a nightie that had... instructions!
- Steven Bradley: [referring to Blair helping Natalie] This time you have gone too far!
- Steven Bradley: [spots Blair with an erotic nightie with lights on] I take that back. You've gone far too far. What is this?
- Edna Garrett: That's not the school uniform.
- [to Blair]
- Edna Garrett: How do you turn them on? No, don't tell me.
- Steven Bradley: Okay. Project Roots. Now I'm sure you all learned a lot about your family.
- Sue Ann Weaver: Oh, I did, Mr. Bradley. It made me appreciate the hardship my ancestors went through living in Kansas back in 1889.
- Blair Warner: Living in Kansas today is a hardship.
- Sue Ann Weaver: Everybody can't be in your shoes, Blair. Walking the streets of New York.
- Sue Ann Weaver: [her rival wants to help Natalie locate her birth mother] Oh, Blair, don't go butting in. You think you're such a big deal, but where would you be without your mother and her big-shot boyfriend?
- Blair Warner: Probably like you, dodging cow chips on Sunnybrook Farm.
- Natalie Green: I know I have a lot of families. But shouldn't I be looking for my real parents?
- Edna Garrett: Your mother and your father are your parents. They chose you to be their very own.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Sure. They picked you! From a cast of thousands!
- Sue Ann Weaver: Yeah. And can the rest of us say, if we were up for grabs, that we would have been chosen?
- Blair Warner: I can only speak for myself. Yes.
- [met with all-round negative response]
- Blair Warner: Well, you asked me a question.
- Nancy Olson: [on phone to Roger] Listen, I'd better get off the phone. We're expecting a call about Natalie, my friend who was adopted. Imagine, what if I was adopted, and you and I met, and I found out you were my brother... I'd have to kill myself!