The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Bronze Idol (1972)

Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan, Chief, Bluestreak, Capt.Sly

Quotes 

• Henry Chan : Okay, now don't turn that sea lantern on unless I tap you on the head.

  Stanley Chan : How do you turn it on?

  Henry Chan : There's a switch at the bottom.

  [Stanley turns the lantern on] 

  Henry Chan : Stanley, I said don't turn it on unless I tap you on the head.

  Stanley Chan : [turns the lantern back off]  I'm sorry, Henry.

  Henry Chan : Now turn it on and help me find that wire.

  [Henry and Stanley dive underwater, but soon come back up] 

  Henry Chan : Stanley, I said turn it on.

  Stanley Chan : You didn't tap me on the head.

• Medicine Man : [about the Chan family]  Send them back! Outsiders will make The Great One more angry. We do not need intruders.

  Henry Chan : What's bothering him?

  Stanley Chan : This is just a wild guess, but I don't think he wants us here.

• Henry Chan : Now let's see. We know it wasn't magic that brought this hut down.

  Stanley Chan : We do?

  Henry Chan : Of course we do. There's no such thing as magic.

  Stanley Chan : Oh. I'm sure glad you told me. I thought there was.