The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Fat Lady Caper (1972)

Cherylene Lee: Susie Chan, Mimi Chan

Quotes 

• Mimi Chan : How does someone carry off a fat lady that big?

  Scooter Chan : I guess he had to make two trips.

• Anne Chan : [holding up one of Dimples' outfits]  Look at these dresses.

  Susie Chan : [giggles]  That would fit our whole family.

• Anne Chan : Pop's out there all by himself.

  Flip Chan : I should be with him, in case he needs someone for muscle.

  Henry Chan : Well, I think me and Stanley will go to the movies.

  Stanley Chan : Huh?

  [Henry winks] 

  Stanley Chan : Oh, yeah, yeah. I wanted to see that picture.

  Henry Chan : You kids do your homework.

  [Henry and Stanley leave] 

  Tom Chan : Anne and I had finished our homework.

  Anne Chan : I think we'll go to the movies, too.

  [Anne and Tom leave the room] 

  Flip Chan : Can't do my homework without paper. Think I'll go buy some paper.

  Susie Chan : Me too.

  Alan Chan : And I'll help you carry it. You kids start your homework.

  [Flip, Suzie, and Alan also leave the room] 

  Nancy Chan : [mimicking Alan]  "Start your homework".

  Mimi Chan : Wait a minute. There's no rule we have to do it here.

  Scooter Chan : What are we waiting for?

  [Scooter, Mimi, and Nancy dash off] 

  Scooter Chan : Come on, Chu-Chu. We might need some help with our homework.

  [Chu-Chu barks and follows the three youngest out] 

• Mimi Chan : [about Dimples]  Where do you think she gets her clothes?

  Scooter Chan : I guess from the same man who makes the tents.

• Susie Chan : [while watching Samson the strongman]  I'd hate to have to sew buttons on his shirts.

  Alan Chan : He must be the strongest man in the world.

  Flip Chan : I don't know. I think I could take him.

  Anne Chan : Flip, any one of his muscles weighs more than you do.

  Flip Chan : Yeah, but I'm wiry.

• Charlie Chan : I see the Chinese Odd Squad has been at work.

  Anne Chan : And you'll never believe what happened.

  [Henry and Stanley, who is wearing a mask, enter] 

  Henry Chan : Pop, you'll never believe what happened.

  [Alan, Mimi, and Scooter enter] 

  Mimi Chan : Pop, you'll never...

  Charlie Chan : I know. I'll never believe what happened.

  [turns around] 

  Charlie Chan : Right, Stanley?

  Stanley Chan : [still wearing his mask]  How'd he know it was me?

  Scooter Chan : Pop's the greatest detective in the world, that's how.