- Mimi Chan: How does someone carry off a fat lady that big?
- Scooter Chan: I guess he had to make two trips.
- Anne Chan: [holding up one of Dimples' outfits] Look at these dresses.
- Susie Chan: [giggles] That would fit our whole family.
- Anne Chan: Pop's out there all by himself.
- Flip Chan: I should be with him, in case he needs someone for muscle.
- Henry Chan: Well, I think me and Stanley will go to the movies.
- Stanley Chan: Huh?
- [Henry winks]
- Stanley Chan: Oh, yeah, yeah. I wanted to see that picture.
- Henry Chan: You kids do your homework.
- [Henry and Stanley leave]
- Tom Chan: Anne and I had finished our homework.
- Anne Chan: I think we'll go to the movies, too.
- [Anne and Tom leave the room]
- Flip Chan: Can't do my homework without paper. Think I'll go buy some paper.
- Susie Chan: Me too.
- Alan Chan: And I'll help you carry it. You kids start your homework.
- [Flip, Suzie, and Alan also leave the room]
- Nancy Chan: [mimicking Alan] "Start your homework".
- Mimi Chan: Wait a minute. There's no rule we have to do it here.
- Scooter Chan: What are we waiting for?
- [Scooter, Mimi, and Nancy dash off]
- Scooter Chan: Come on, Chu-Chu. We might need some help with our homework.
- [Chu-Chu barks and follows the three youngest out]
- Ticket Seller: [about the Chan children] Is that your family or a camp outing?
- Charlie Chan: All mine.
- Mimi Chan: [about Dimples] Where do you think she gets her clothes?
- Scooter Chan: I guess from the same man who makes the tents.
- [Nancy, Scooter, and Mimi get a glimpse at Dimples, the fattest lady on earth]
- Scooter Chan: That's how you're gonna look when you grow up, Nance.
- [Nancy, completely unfazed, continues eating her popcorn]
- Susie Chan: [while watching Samson the strongman] I'd hate to have to sew buttons on his shirts.
- Alan Chan: He must be the strongest man in the world.
- Flip Chan: I don't know. I think I could take him.
- Anne Chan: Flip, any one of his muscles weighs more than you do.
- Flip Chan: Yeah, but I'm wiry.
- Charlie Chan: I see the Chinese Odd Squad has been at work.
- Anne Chan: And you'll never believe what happened.
- [Henry and Stanley, who is wearing a mask, enter]
- Henry Chan: Pop, you'll never believe what happened.
- [Alan, Mimi, and Scooter enter]
- Mimi Chan: Pop, you'll never...
- Charlie Chan: I know. I'll never believe what happened.
- [turns around]
- Charlie Chan: Right, Stanley?
- Stanley Chan: [still wearing his mask] How'd he know it was me?
- Scooter Chan: Pop's the greatest detective in the world, that's how.