- [Lucy and Ethel come out from the kitchen; Ricky and Fred stand up]
- Lucy Ricardo: What's the matter? What are you standing up for?
- Ricky Ricardo: Because two gorgeous ladies entered the room.
- Lucy Ricardo: They did? Where?
- Ethel Mertz: They mean us.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh! You great big latin lover you!
- [she pinches Ricky's cheek]
- Ethel Mertz: Oh! You sweet, handsome man you!
- [she pinches Fred's cheek]
- Ricky Ricardo: You gorgeous, exciting, woman you!
- [he pinches Lucy's cheek]
- Fred Mertz: I pass.
- Fred Mertz: Hey Rick, are you doing anything Monday night?
- Ricky Ricardo: I don't think so. It's my night off, why?
- Fred Mertz: I'd like you to join me in commemoration of an 18-year-old tragedy.
- Ricky Ricardo: What do you mean?
- Fred Mertz: Well, it's our wedding anniverary.
- Ricky Ricardo: Oh, you want us to join you in the celebration?
- Fred Mertz: I'd prefer to think of it as a grim reminder.