Midsomer Murders (TV Series)

Country Matters (2006)

Jane Wymark: Joyce Barnaby

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Joyce Barnaby : Funnily enough, Rose Southerly once asked *me* if I'd like to help out at the cookery school.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Doing what, exactly?

  Joyce Barnaby : I'm not sure. I wouldn't want to act out that perfect wife stuff; God knows I get enough of that at home. And I couldn't do Celia Patchett's damsel in distress act. Ugh, so demeaning. But Ginny Lamington's routine, dishing out a bit of discipline, *that* I could handle.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Really?

• Rev. Suze : Hello, you look a bit lost.

  DCI Tom Barnaby : Uh, no.

  Rev. Suze : Nothing to be ashamed of. I come here all the time, and I still get in a bit of a muddle. Susan Wicking. I'm the vicar of Elverton-cum-Latterly. Everyone calls me Rev. Suze. I'm here every Saturday, 12 till 2. Sorry, would you mind?

  [grabs Barnaby's hand and mumbles a prayer] 

  Rev. Suze : Thank you so much for that. Brilliant meeting you.

  Joyce Barnaby : [walks over]  What was all that about?

  DCI Tom Barnaby : We were praying you'd find the horseradish.