Boston Legal (TV Series)

Squid Pro Quo (2006)

William Shatner: Denny Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Barati Waibi : Even though it's legal in Nepal, our clinic made the decision not to in order to receive US funding. However, we hung up a poster that said, "We Believe That A Woman Has A Right To Control Her Own Body."

  Denny Crane : Objection - misleading. Women can't control their bodies. They're either menstruating or lactating.

• Donny Crane : So don't you find it curious that in our Administration's quest to stop abortion, we're actually restricting free speech which is a hallmark of democracy?

  Denny Crane : Objection. Irrelevant and unpatriotic.

• Denny Crane : This is completely disrespectful. You don't come home to papa by suing his government.

  Donny Crane : Someone has to, Dad. Our policy is denying thousands of people life-saving medical care, based on the personal religious views of our leader. Nothing says democracy like imperialism.

  Denny Crane : Why can't you for once come to town and we just toss the pigskin? That's American.

• Denny Crane : Alright. What are we doing in Mexico?

  Paul Schwimmer : That's where President Reagan first enacted the policy in 1984. He enacted it as a reaction to forced abortions in China as a means of population control.

  Denny Crane : Chinese, Mexican...

  [to jury] 

  Denny Crane : Who's getting hungry?