- Matthew Brock: Joseph, I don't know how you expect me to get any work done when you're on my computer.
- Joe Garrelli: You never do any work! All you do is play computer solitaire.
- Matthew Brock: Yeah - well, one man's computer solitaire is another man's bread and butter.
- Dave Nelson: Joe, Jesus was not born two thousand years ago today.
- Joe Garrelli: Yeah? Well, I got a birth certificate that says different.
- Max Lewis: You! Who are you? What do you do?
- Joe Garrelli: I'm Joe - I'm an electrician.
- Max Lewis: I don't have time for names! Tell me about the news, electrical man!
- Joe Garrelli: You mean that crap they put on the air and pretend it's news? Or the real news the government thinks we're too stupid to understand?
- Max Lewis: You're obviously useless, and probably drunk!