- Elaine Nardo: Louie, if you and I were the last man and woman on earth, we'd be the last man and woman on earth.
- Tony Banta: What are you worried about, Louie?
- Louie De Palma: I'm worried about everything, Banta. I'm worried about, uh, about inflation... destroying the economy. About, uh, murderers runnin' loose in the streets. About criminals controllin' the cities. Politicians hamstringing the police. Nuclear holocaust. Epidemic. Class warfare. The end of the world as we know it.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski: Well, boo-hoo!
- Jeff Bennett: He's turning the room into a shelter. Louie is determined to survive.
- Alex Reiger: Oh yeah? Well I wish he'd put it for a vote.
- Louie De Palma: I've been doin' a lot of studyin'. This garage was built back in the days when they knew how to build buildings. I mean, back in the days when they used good Irish and Italian laborers. Not these foreigners they got now.