Bunny Mather: [Both gleeful] Ah, Christmas. It's such a wonderful time of year, isn't it?
Antonio Scarpacci: It's magical.
Bunny Mather: Making angels in the snow...
Antonio Scarpacci: Listening to carolers...
Bunny Mather: Decorating the tree...
Antonio Scarpacci: Watching "It's a Wonderful Life"...
Bunny Mather: Being downtown with all the lights and the decorations and seeing all the...
[slowly somber]
Bunny Mather: happy couples walking hand in hand.
Antonio Scarpacci: [increasingly depressed] Sitting alone at midnight mass.
Bunny Mather: Opening the Christmas present you bought for yourself and trying to look surprised.
Antonio Scarpacci: Watching "It's a Wonderful Life" again, wondering why Jimmy Stewart didn't jump off that bridge sooner.
Bunny Mather: I hate Christmas!
Antonio Scarpacci: It sucks!