Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Easter Basket (2006)

Seth Green: Goku, Santa Claus, Little Drummer Boy, Tetsuo, Rudolph, Sydney Bristow, Barney the Dinosaur, Inspector Gadget, Various

Quotes 

• Gohan : Dad, who are those guys?

  Goku : Kung-Fu legends! That's the Little Drummer Boy, whose mystical drum conjures up demons most foul. That's the Nutcracker, who knows over 100 testicle-based attacks. And Composite Santa Claus, who looks like one half Santa, one half Frosty the Snowman.

  Gohan : What are Composite Santa's powers?

  Goku : I don't know, but he freaks me right the fuck out!

• Gohan : Dad, could you kick an angel's ass?

  Goku : You're damn right I could!

  [footsteps are heard] 

  Gohan : Dad, is that Santa on the roof?

  Goku : Well, if not, I got a present for him...

  [shoots at the roof; Santa tumbles down the chimney] 

  Gohan : Santa! Santa!

  Santa Claus : Oh, my motherfucking knee! Aw, fuck! Shit! Aw, fucking fuck it all to hell! That hurts like a motherfucker!

  Gohan : Dad, what's a fucker?

  [Goku laughs embarrassedly] 

• Goku : So... uh... Santa, what happened?

  Santa Claus : Bandits, Goku! They stole my reindeer and all the presents... and my pants!

  [stands up, Goku swiftly covers Gohan's eyes] 

• Goku : SPIRIT BOMB!

  Gohan : KAMEHAMEHA!

  [unleash a blast that defeats the Drummer Boy... and most of the reindeer] 

• Santa Claus : [about his wife]  She's grown too gigantic and unstable! Women... Am I right, fellas?

• [Mrs. Claus explodes into a snowflake] 

  Goku : The Tenka'ichi Budôkai is finally complete!

  Santa Claus : What the fuck are you talking about? Was that even English? What happened to my wife?

  [a reindeer eats the snowflake] 

  Santa Claus : This is the last time I deliver presents to Japan...

• Barney Rubble : Witnesses! The dishwasher...

  Octopus : My goodness cretaceous!

  Barney Rubble : The record player...

  Bird : He's off his rocker!

  Barney Rubble : The bidet!

  Turtle : Oh, man, the things I've witnessed!