Just Add Water (I) (2008)

Dylan Walsh: Ray Tuckby

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Ray Tuckby : Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.

  Ray Tuckby : Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.

  Ray Tuckby : Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.

  Ray Tuckby : Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint.

• Ray Tuckby : And how was your day?

  Charlene : I found a half-off coupon of Bounty paper towels, with no expiration. Isn't that something?

  Ray Tuckby : I guess it is, yeah. What about you son?

  Eddie : I busted some windows on a couple of houses down the street. I wanna burn down that shitbox up the street that that dead guy croaked in.

• Eddie : Eleven hundred bucks?

  Ray Tuckby : For college.

  Eddie : For college?

  [scoffs] 

  Eddie : What the hell's the matter with you, Ray? I got better things to do with this money and my time than to get some stupid education.

• Ray Tuckby : Nora, would you like to go on a date?

  Nora : Been waiting 18 years for you to ask...

• Ray Tuckby : Things are gonna have to change around here, Nora.

• Ray Tuckby : [watching tiny TV]  Don't you think Happy Days is just the best?

  Nora : It *is* awfully good, there's not denying it.

  Ray Tuckby : We really do have quite a lot in common, don't you think?

• Ray Tuckby : [suddenly stops kissing]  What they hey was that?

  Nora : It's called a French kiss.

  Ray Tuckby : A what?

  Ray Tuckby : It's a little more intimate than a regular kiss. I read about it recently in one of those Harlequin books, over in the miscellaneous section, aisle 3.

  Ray Tuckby : Sure was different. Kinda like a toothbrush. But I liked it.