Family Matters (TV Series)

The Mama Who Came to Dinner (1989)

Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow

Quotes 

• Carl Otis Winslow : [fishing for the catch of a party Eddie wants to go to]  Are his parents going to be there?

  Edward 'Eddie' Winslow : Yes.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Beer?

  Edward 'Eddie' Winslow : No.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Girls?

  Edward 'Eddie' Winslow : No.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Till when?

  Edward 'Eddie' Winslow : Two.

  Carl Otis Winslow : Bingo! Book him.

• Carl Otis Winslow : She'll be telling us when to sleep, and what to eat...

  [horrified] 

  Carl Otis Winslow : Harriette, she'll make me go on a diet, I'll waste away to nothing!

  Harriette Winslow : Carl, she's your mother, not a magician.