Top Cat (TV Series)

Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga (1962)

Leo DeLyon: Brain, Spook, Doorman

Quotes 

• [On a visit to the park, the gang breathes in pure air] 

  Spook : [coughing]  It's too fresh, T.C.! Like give me some of that stale stuff anytime!

  Top Cat : Spook, I deplore your attitude. You have no respect for the great outdoors, for the birds and the bees...

  Brain : Speaking of the birds and the bees, where're the girls, T.C.?

  Fancy-Fancy : Yeah, you told us the park was loaded with chicks! So far, all we've seen are two pigeons!

  Benny the Ball : And even those were boys.

• Benny the Ball : I don't think she likes us, T.C...

  Top Cat : That was the understatement of the year, Benny. But who cares? It's Chooch I'm worried about!

  Fancy-Fancy : Yeah, he probably heard everything!

  Brain : He's nowhere around, T.C.!

  Spook : Yeah, like he may have gone to...

  [makes a "gun to the head" hand gesture] 

  Top Cat : Spook! Wash out your mouth with soap!

• Top Cat : All that work for nothing! Oh, boy...

  Brain : Where are you going, T.C.?

  Top Cat : [holding Choo Choo's boulder]  I'm gonna pick up where Chooch left off! Goodbye, cruel world!

  [Officer Dibble rushes up] 

  Officer Dibble : [grabbing the boulder]  Hold it, Top Cat! You ain't getting away from me that easy!

  Top Cat : Oh, come on, Dib, can't I even drown in peace?

  Officer Dibble : Forget the lake, T.C.! You're going up the river! Now throw that rock away NOW!

  Top Cat : Throw away the rock. Okay, you're the law!

  [Top Cat chucks the boulder over the bridge, and Dibble goes with it...] 

  Top Cat : [looking down]  Oh, I'm so sorry about your uniform, sir! I hope it doesn't shrink!

  Officer Dibble : [soaking wet]  I'll get you for this, T.C.! I'll see that you get thirty days!