Top Cat (TV Series)
Choo Choo Goes Ga-Ga (1962)
Arnold Stang: Top Cat
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Quotes
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[On a visit to the park, the gang breathes in pure air]
Spook : [coughing] It's too fresh, T.C.! Like give me some of that stale stuff anytime!
Top Cat : Spook, I deplore your attitude. You have no respect for the great outdoors, for the birds and the bees...
Brain : Speaking of the birds and the bees, where're the girls, T.C.?
Fancy-Fancy : Yeah, you told us the park was loaded with chicks! So far, all we've seen are two pigeons!
Benny the Ball : And even those were boys.
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Top Cat : You're not actually jumping in the lake, are ya?
Choo Choo : That I am. But before I depart for another world, could you give this letter to... Lola Glamour?
Top Cat : Lola Glamour, the Hollywood siren?
Fancy-Fancy : So that's it! Chooch has another crush going! last time it was Marilyn Maroon!
Top Cat : Yeah, but he had to give her up - she never acknowledged the rubber plant he sent her!
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[Lola Glamour insults the gang]
Top Cat : The "Lola Glamour" club is now disbanded! Those wishing to join the "Gina lollapalooza" club say Aye!
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[the gang climbs a skyscraper]
Top Cat : Must be the altitude. For a moment I thought I saw Officer Dibble...
Officer Dibble : [looking out a window] Top Cat?
Top Cat : Dibble? I knew I couldn't have imagined that face! Come on, fellas, amskray!
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Benny the Ball : I don't think she likes us, T.C...
Top Cat : That was the understatement of the year, Benny. But who cares? It's Chooch I'm worried about!
Fancy-Fancy : Yeah, he probably heard everything!
Brain : He's nowhere around, T.C.!
Spook : Yeah, like he may have gone to...
[makes a "gun to the head" hand gesture]
Top Cat : Spook! Wash out your mouth with soap!
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Top Cat : [on a guitar] This is a little ditty / About a count who owns half of the City / He's got diamonds and rubies and pearls /... and for a hobby he telephones girls. / Count Choo Choo, Count Choo Choo, Count Choo Choo, Count Choo Choo, Count Chooch!
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Top Cat : All that work for nothing! Oh, boy...
Brain : Where are you going, T.C.?
Top Cat : [holding Choo Choo's boulder] I'm gonna pick up where Chooch left off! Goodbye, cruel world!
[Officer Dibble rushes up]
Officer Dibble : [grabbing the boulder] Hold it, Top Cat! You ain't getting away from me that easy!
Top Cat : Oh, come on, Dib, can't I even drown in peace?
Officer Dibble : Forget the lake, T.C.! You're going up the river! Now throw that rock away NOW!
Top Cat : Throw away the rock. Okay, you're the law!
[Top Cat chucks the boulder over the bridge, and Dibble goes with it...]
Top Cat : [looking down] Oh, I'm so sorry about your uniform, sir! I hope it doesn't shrink!
Officer Dibble : [soaking wet] I'll get you for this, T.C.! I'll see that you get thirty days!
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[last lines]
[Officer Dibble knocks his truncheon against a tree]
Top Cat : [on a branch] Come on, Dibble, we've got the whole night ahead of us, so let's keep up the beat, shall we? One, two, cha-cha-cha! Three, four, cha-cha-cha! One, two, cha-cha-cha! Three, four, cha-cha-cha!
