- [On a visit to the park, the gang breathes in pure air]
- Spook: [coughing] It's too fresh, T.C.! Like give me some of that stale stuff anytime!
- Top Cat: Spook, I deplore your attitude. You have no respect for the great outdoors, for the birds and the bees...
- Brain: Speaking of the birds and the bees, where're the girls, T.C.?
- Fancy-Fancy: Yeah, you told us the park was loaded with chicks! So far, all we've seen are two pigeons!
- Benny the Ball: And even those were boys.
- Top Cat: You're not actually jumping in the lake, are ya?
- Choo Choo: That I am. But before I depart for another world, could you give this letter to... Lola Glamour?
- Top Cat: Lola Glamour, the Hollywood siren?
- Fancy-Fancy: So that's it! Chooch has another crush going! last time it was Marilyn Maroon!
- Top Cat: Yeah, but he had to give her up - she never acknowledged the rubber plant he sent her!
- [Lola Glamour insults the gang]
- Top Cat: The "Lola Glamour" club is now disbanded! Those wishing to join the "Gina lollapalooza" club say Aye!
- [the gang climbs a skyscraper]
- Top Cat: Must be the altitude. For a moment I thought I saw Officer Dibble...
- Officer Dibble: [looking out a window] Top Cat?
- Top Cat: Dibble? I knew I couldn't have imagined that face! Come on, fellas, amskray!
- Benny the Ball: I don't think she likes us, T.C...
- Top Cat: That was the understatement of the year, Benny. But who cares? It's Chooch I'm worried about!
- Fancy-Fancy: Yeah, he probably heard everything!
- Brain: He's nowhere around, T.C.!
- Spook: Yeah, like he may have gone to...
- [makes a "gun to the head" hand gesture]
- Top Cat: Spook! Wash out your mouth with soap!
- Top Cat: [on a guitar] This is a little ditty / About a count who owns half of the City / He's got diamonds and rubies and pearls /... and for a hobby he telephones girls. / Count Choo Choo, Count Choo Choo, Count Choo Choo, Count Choo Choo, Count Chooch!
- Top Cat: All that work for nothing! Oh, boy...
- Brain: Where are you going, T.C.?
- Top Cat: [holding Choo Choo's boulder] I'm gonna pick up where Chooch left off! Goodbye, cruel world!
- [Officer Dibble rushes up]
- Officer Dibble: [grabbing the boulder] Hold it, Top Cat! You ain't getting away from me that easy!
- Top Cat: Oh, come on, Dib, can't I even drown in peace?
- Officer Dibble: Forget the lake, T.C.! You're going up the river! Now throw that rock away NOW!
- Top Cat: Throw away the rock. Okay, you're the law!
- [Top Cat chucks the boulder over the bridge, and Dibble goes with it...]
- Top Cat: [looking down] Oh, I'm so sorry about your uniform, sir! I hope it doesn't shrink!
- Officer Dibble: [soaking wet] I'll get you for this, T.C.! I'll see that you get thirty days!
- [last lines]
- [Officer Dibble knocks his truncheon against a tree]
- Top Cat: [on a branch] Come on, Dibble, we've got the whole night ahead of us, so let's keep up the beat, shall we? One, two, cha-cha-cha! Three, four, cha-cha-cha! One, two, cha-cha-cha! Three, four, cha-cha-cha!