Top Cat (TV Series)

Dibble's Double (1962)

Allen Jenkins: Officer Dibble

Quotes 

• Officer Dibble : [holding a hat full of coins]  Gambling again, huh?

  Top Cat : Oh, that's just a collection. One of the girls in the office is getting married.

  Officer Dibble : That doesn't make any sense!

  Top Cat : I know it and you know it, but try and tell her!

• [Dibble wakes up in a janitor's closet and in his underwear] 

  Officer Dibble : Oh, my head... Hey, what's coming off? My uniform!

• Officer Dibble : Look, I'm me! He ain't me, I am! See?

  Top Cat : Get him!

• [Al the Actor is exposed] 

  Top Cat : Cheer up, pal, at least you came out with a better-looking face!

  Officer Dibble : Now look here, wise guy...

• [last lines] 

  [Top Cat faints upon finding his rich client was Al in disguise] 

  Officer Dibble : Oh, and send an ambulance, Sarge. An art lover just fainted.