- Top Cat: I just had a look at those paintings in the art gallery. What a mess! Like the guy just stood back and let the paint hit the fan!
- Professor Zimbach: [admiring a contemporary painting] This man has artistic temperament, like Van Gogh. You know, the painter who cut off his ear and sent it to his girlfriend.
- Top Cat: Oh, yeah, to ask her why he hadn't heard from her.
- Officer Dibble: [holding a hat full of coins] Gambling again, huh?
- Top Cat: Oh, that's just a collection. One of the girls in the office is getting married.
- Officer Dibble: That doesn't make any sense!
- Top Cat: I know it and you know it, but try and tell her!
- Professor Zimbach: [in a gallery] Ah, what lines! What curves! What form! Beautiful!
- Top Cat: [entering post-haste] Lines? Curves? Form? Where are the ladies?
- Professor Zimbach: [about a modern art painting] It has a message! It speaks! Can't you hear what it says?
- Top Cat: Sure, it says "Don't drink when you're painting!"
- [Dibble wakes up in a janitor's closet and in his underwear]
- Officer Dibble: Oh, my head... Hey, what's coming off? My uniform!
- [Al the Actor is exposed]
- Top Cat: Cheer up, pal, at least you came out with a better-looking face!
- Officer Dibble: Now look here, wise guy...
- [a notice is found on Top Cat 's painting]
- Top Cat: Ah, yes, the famous Bottom borthers: There was Foundat Bottom, Rock Bottom, and of course, Fitat Bottom!
- [last lines]
- [Top Cat faints upon finding his rich client was Al in disguise]
- Officer Dibble: Oh, and send an ambulance, Sarge. An art lover just fainted.