Top Cat (TV Series)
T.C. Minds the Baby (1962)
Leo DeLyon: Brain, Spook
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Quotes
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Top Cat : What's the name we'll give to our new member?
Choo Choo : How about Tom?
Fancy-Fancy : How about Dick?
Spook : How about Harry?
Benny the Ball : Let's call him Charlie after our friend Officer Dibble.
Brain : Charlie what?
Top Cat : Charlie what? Oh, boy, I see we got a statistician here. Just Charlie, all right?
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[Dibble reads the note found with the baby]
Officer Dibble : Okay, so he was abandoned and you found him. Now hand him over!
Top Cat : But Dib, we were going to adopt the kid ourselves!
Officer Dibble : Are you kidding? YOU guys?
Benny the Ball : We'll take care of him, honest! Chooch knows how to handle diapers!
Officer Dibble : Oh, sure, pal. And what are you going to teach him, roulette?
Brain : We could take him to night school and put him through some courses...
Officer Dibble : Sorry, fellas. There's laws about recovering lost property and abandoned kids come under that heading.
Top Cat : [poking Dibble] But...
Officer Dibble : We take the kid in and find him a new home.
Top Cat : [poking Dibble] But...
Officer Dibble : Furthermore, before you can adopt a baby you have to be shown as a legal hardworking citizen, with a regular fixed income!
Top Cat : Oh, boy...
Officer Dibble : Now will you cut out the stalling and give me the kid?
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Choo Choo : Gee, I wish I could be tough and hard like T.C. He's got nerves of steel. Nothing upsets him.
Spook : Yeah, he's one real cool cat, man...
Top Cat : Hey, Benny...
Benny the Ball : Yeah, T.C.?
Top Cat : [weeping softly] You got a hanky I can borrow?
Benny the Ball : Sure, T.C. Here.
[to the amazement of the gang, Top Cat wipes his face on the handkerchief]
Top Cat : Well? What's the matter with you guys? Haven't you ever seen anyone with something in his eye before?
Choo Choo : Sure we did, T.C. But not you.