Top Cat (TV Series)

T.C. Minds the Baby (1962)

Allen Jenkins: Officer Dibble

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Quotes 

• [Dibble reads the note found with the baby] 

  Officer Dibble : Okay, so he was abandoned and you found him. Now hand him over!

  Top Cat : But Dib, we were going to adopt the kid ourselves!

  Officer Dibble : Are you kidding? YOU guys?

  Benny the Ball : We'll take care of him, honest! Chooch knows how to handle diapers!

  Officer Dibble : Oh, sure, pal. And what are you going to teach him, roulette?

  Brain : We could take him to night school and put him through some courses...

  Officer Dibble : Sorry, fellas. There's laws about recovering lost property and abandoned kids come under that heading.

  Top Cat : [poking Dibble]  But...

  Officer Dibble : We take the kid in and find him a new home.

  Top Cat : [poking Dibble]  But...

  Officer Dibble : Furthermore, before you can adopt a baby you have to be shown as a legal hardworking citizen, with a regular fixed income!

  Top Cat : Oh, boy...

  Officer Dibble : Now will you cut out the stalling and give me the kid?

• Officer Dibble : [answering the phone]  Officer Dibble reporting.

  [milk comes out of his ear] 

  Officer Dibble : Huh? Who? What's this...

  [looks at the receiver and sees it's in fact...] 

  Officer Dibble : A baby bottle!