- Top Cat: Wrap a towel around your head, Benny.
- Benny the Ball: Is it all right to wear Turkish towel if I'm an Indian?
- Top Cat: Sure, Dibble won't know the difference. The closest he's ever come to royalty was once when he had a pair of kings playing poker.
- Top Cat: Remember, I've been using my brain for years. Officer Dibble's is still practically brand new.
- [first lines]
- Top Cat: Step right up, folks. This is it, the big time in the big top where for a slight fee you'll see right before your very eyes the most daring, unbelievable high trapeze act ever attempted. I call your attention to stage right for the start of this death-defying act.
- Brain: Uh, nobody said anything about defying no death to me.