Trailer Park Boys (TV Series)

If You Love Something, Set It Free (2004)

John Dunsworth: Jim Lahey

Quotes 

• Randy : Some kind of tiger attacked me! It ate seven cheeseburgers!

  Jim Lahey : Randy, you set up this elaborate charade to cover up for eating *seven* cheeseburgers?

• Jim Lahey : The shit-abyss, Ricky!

  Randy : Means deep stuff Ricky, you wouldn't understand.

  Ricky : What does it mean then Randy? Huh? What the fuck does it mean?

  Randy : I understand it.

  Ricky : Oh you do, do ya? No you don't, because it's fucked. Everything you assholes say, you take from books. Guess what, I don't steal anything from books.