Family Guy (TV Series)

You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives (2006)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Barbara Pewterschmidt, Nun #1

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Oh my god, I've made a terrible mistake! I've been brainwashed like Elizabeth Smart.

  Elizabeth Smart's father : [talking to reporters while Elizabeth plays music in the background]  It's so wonderful having her home again. She's brought music back into the house, playing songs on the Harp... of course most them are about rape, but it's still nice.

• Jasper : [exiting the terminal into the airport towards the Griffins, speaking effeminately]  Hey, cousin!

  Brian Griffin : [hugs Jasper]  Hey, Jasper!

  Jasper : [introducing his Filipino partner, Ricardo]  Everybody, this is Ricardo, from the Philippines and my kitchen floor.

  Lois Griffin : How was your flight?

  Jasper : [effeminate]  Oh, torture! 5 hours on my moneymaker, sitting across from a gaggle of sailors flying home on leave: here I am in a committed relationship and all I can think about is having a piece of navy cake!

  Jasper : [campily motions talking on a cellphone] 

  Jasper : Hello, who's that on the phone?-Temptation!... how does he always get my number?... I don't know. Anyway, I've got big news and I'll tell you over dinner: Greek, on me, but enough about last weekend-Oo-hoh, I'm terrible!

• Jasper : [entering terminal with Ricardo, calling to Brian effeminately]  Hey, cousin!

  Brian Griffin : [hugs Jasper]  Hey, Jasper!

  Jasper : [motions to Ricardo, his Filipino partner]  Everyone, this is Ricardo, from the Philippines and my kitchen floor.

  Lois Griffin : How was your flight?

  Jasper : [effeminate]  Oh, torture! 5 hours on my moneymaker sitting across from a gaggle of sailors flying home on leave: here I am in a committed relationship and all I can think about is having a piece of navy cake!

  [makes telephone gesture, speaks camply] 

  Jasper : Hello, whose that on the phone?-Temptation! How does he always get my number?... I don't know. Anyway, I've got big news and I'll tell you all at dinner. Greek, on me, but enough about last weekend:

  [laughs] 

  Jasper : Ooh hoh, I'm terrible!