Family Guy (TV Series)

You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives (2006)

Chad Morgan: Alyssa

Quotes 

• Chris Griffin : I think I made Brian crazy. Maybe I shouldn't have burned that petition.

  Alyssa : Oh, no. Chris, you did the right thing. It's only a matter of time before Mayor West signs that bill, and you'll get to touch these.

  [indicates her breasts] 

  Chris Griffin : Oh, boy. I gotta feeling that before the end of the day, I'm gonna be burying my dog.

  Alyssa : Whoa, whoa. I said you could touch my boobs, let's start with that.