Top Cat (TV Series)

The $1,000,000 Derby (1961)

Arnold Stang: Top Cat

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Quotes 

• Top Cat : Well, it finally happened. We finally landed a million-dollar deal. Only instead of making it, we OWE it!

• [TC gets the horse on the S.S. Africa, which departs for its namesake] 

  Benny the Ball : [tearfully waving goodbye]  He was a good horse, a real nice horse. And he so loved to have his picture taken... and I don't even have one of him.

  Top Cat : There, there, Benny, it's all right. That horse is out of here and we're in the clear. And it's all for the best. Your horsey will be all right in Africa, meeting its distant relatives like zebras, camels, llamas... OH NO!

  [the horse climbs on port, having jumped ship and swum back] 

• [At the sound of a bell, the horse gallops off and comes back] 

  Benny the Ball : [dazed]  We went to Broadway...

  Top Cat : To Broadway? In thirty seconds? Thirty seconds to Broadway and back... hmm...

• [Top Cat hijacks an ambulance] 

  Top Cat : [to the startled drivers]  Excuse me, fellas, I have an emergency... a million-dollar emergency!

• Top Cat : Before Ali Khat took this stuff he was nobody! Now he's got five hundred dancing girls fighting over him!