Entourage (TV Series)

Vegas Baby, Vegas! (2006)

Jerry Ferrara: Turtle

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• Eric Murphy : Tradition... when we were kids, we'd hit A.C., we put 5 bucks on red. We win, we knew it'd be a good weekend.

  Ari Gold : What if you lose?

  Turtle : Vince never loses.

  Vincent Chase : Five on red.

  Turtle : Come on!

  Roulette Dealer : Red 16.

  Vincent Chase : It's gonna be a good weekend.

• Vincent Chase : So, what you're saying is that we should go.

  Eric Murphy : Have I ever said "no" to Vegas?

  Turtle : Be like saying "no" to a blowjob.

• Eric Murphy : Hey, jerkoff. You signed him up to judge a stripper contest.

  Turtle : Really? Titties?

  Eric Murphy : It's a stripper contest.

  Turtle : Nice.

• Turtle : Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho.

  Vincent Chase : But Turtle, I already gave you ten.

  Turtle : I only pay for pussy with profits.

• Turtle : Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.

  Johnny "Drama" Chase : Strippers, why?

  Turtle : Now shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"

  Vincent Chase : Thank you.

• Turtle : Yeah, you're really entering your latter years gracefully.

  [Johnny Drama walks in wearing a robe] 

  Eric Murphy : Speaking of latter years...

• Vincent Chase : Look, E. I don't want to rile you up, but I've done the list thing.

  Turtle : What, did you hand over a hard drive, Vin?

• Turtle : First the commission, now this? This is like Christmas.