- Peter Venkman: Ooh, ah, ooh! These sandwiches must be a month old. Ah! They sting like the Dickens! Ah!
- Ray Stantz: I've always said a picture is worth a 1213.7 words. Your company, sir, has fallen prey to... gremlins!
- Egon Spengler: World War Two was a boom time for these particular phenomena. Aircraft were the prime target for their brand of mayhem.
- Ray Stantz: Gremlins simply cannot leave anything mechanical alone!
- Peter Venkman: You can relate to that, Ray.
- Winston Zeddemore: Couldn't you at least have used a decent color?
- Egon Spengler: Pea soup green is my favorite color.
- Ray Stantz: I have a tuxedo that color.
- Peter Venkman: That's one of the reasons you're such a lonely man, Ray.
- Winston Zeddemore: Here they are...
- Peter Venkman: [the gremlins gather around the car] Get ready, Egon. The color blind little critters are gonna go for it.
- Green Gremlin: Couldn't we paint it another color first?
- Gremlin: What's wrong with pea soup green? I have a diphthong that color.
- Green Gremlin: That's one of the reasons you're such a lonely gremlin, Gorner.
- Peter Venkman: Ok men, let's carry on, huh? Carry on with weapons designed to handle ghosts, not gremlins. Wonderful.
- Winston Zeddemore: I don't believe it! The thing just keeps getting uglier!
- Egon Spengler: Nobody said science was pretty, Winston.