- Janine Melnitz: It's some guy named Dewey LaMort. I think he's selling cemetary plots. He keeps talking about a tombstone...
- Winston Zeddemore: Who's Dewey LaMort?
- Peter Venkman: He's the greatest Western writer of all time! I used to read his books all the time when I was in college.
- Egon Spengler: And I wasted my time studying.
- Egon Spengler: It could be some kind of code.
- Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore, Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz: [all together] The Code of the West.
- Egon Spengler: You can't run from a ghost. You gotta face it head on, like a man.
- Winston Zeddemore: We started this together, and we'll end it together.
- Peter Venkman: And they said they didn't like Westerns!