- Janine Melnitz: [Peter's aiming his particle thrower at Slimer, who has taken cover behind Janine] Dr. Venkman, don't you dare! There's nothing in my job description about target practice!
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [coming in] Peter, this is irrational behavior.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: No, Egon, finding the refrigerator empty, that's irrational. Slime in my shoes, that's irrational. This'll be fun.
- Winston Zeddemore: I don't get it, why didn't they follow us out?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: They will when they finish dinner.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [to Bassingame] You have all the principles of a snake.
- Winston Zeddemore: It's TV chumps like you that make me not wanna get cable.
- Dr. Bassingame: Thank you.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Trouble, Peter. Bassingame's awakened at least twelve seperate Class 7 classic free-floating repeaters.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Great. Can I go home now?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [consulting Tobin's Spirit Guide] Got it: they are called 'Domoviye', singular 'Domovoy'. Spirits that live in the house and make things go right.
- Winston Zeddemore: Huh? They're helpful ghosts?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Unless provoked. If you make them jealous they will become violent.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Ah, so when this fruitbat dummied up his phony seance, our Russki phantoms got mad!
- Aunt Lois: Well, I have this headache, you see, and I'm sure it's spiritual. So I've called in a specialist, Dr. Bassingame.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: That TV guy? He's a snake-oil salesman, an out-and-out fake!