Family Guy (TV Series)

Untitled Griffin Family History (2006)

Danny Smith: Jewish Man, Pirate 2, Burglar 1

Quotes 

• Meg Griffin : So... is, uh, is this like the part where you guys have your way with me?

  Robber 2 : What...?

  Meg Griffin : You know, where I'm like helpless, and you guys take turns... you know?

  Robber 2 : OH, NO! Oh, God! Oh, no, no no no!

  Robber 1 : [from another room]  What'd she say?

  Robber 2 : She asked if we were gonna have our way with her.

  Robber 1 : Ewww!

  Meg Griffin : No, seriously, I won't scream or anything.

  [leans in for a kiss] 

  Robber 2 : No! No, I, I... no, no sale!

  Meg Griffin : [jumps on him on the floor]  C'mon! I'm pretty!

  [Robber 1 screams and hides behind robber 2, who has entered the room] 

  Robber 1 : Are you okay?

  Robber 2 : Yeah, I was so scared.